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The amount of unmitigated ignorance, straight up woman hate, and sexual fear mongering being passed off as sex advice in this article… dudes, be better than this!

I won’t link to the original article but here’s an excerpt from the site’s “About” section:

"EveryJoe is the ultimate boys club. From tech tips and gaming tricks, to the latest sports news and entertainment buzz, EveryJoe delivers non-stop action to men on the go. Featuring valued perspectives from bloggers and an active community, the pages of EveryJoe are your destination for knowledge, entertainment and news. EveryJoe is for men who don’t have time to surf the endless reaches of the web. You know what you like to read regularly but you like having tastes of other areas readily available at the click of a button. You work hard and you play hard, and EveryJoe helps you do that. “No Girls Allowed” may not apply, but this boys club is focused on a community of shared interests around Sports, Technology and Lifestyles.”

Wait so you’re saying that men shouldn’t perform oral sex on women because they’ll get a disease, but women should still perform fellatio for men????? We’re running literally the same risks???? But we should still do it so men should feel “dominant” 

I mean if you’re gonna try to do sexual fear……

DOn’T GIVE WOMEN ORAL OR THEY’LL REALIZE HOW MUCH BETTER IT IS THAN YOU BLINDLY SLAMMING YOUR PATHETIC DICK INTO THEM AND THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY ENJOY THEMSELVES HOLY SHIT

Number 6 fucking killed me. 

"Even if you’re a master swordsman, your penis can’t compete with your tongue in terms of creating clitoral stimulation. Why? The amount of stimulation cunnilingus provides is unnatural. Think about it: if the clitoris was meant to receive that much direct stimulation, Mother Nature would have placed it within the vaginal walls instead of on the periphery."

It’s unnatural because it takes work other than repeatedly dicking someone at the wrong angle! IT’S UNNATURAL. 

If your manhood is that fucking threatened by sucking on clits, then you are weak. Weak.

AKA “excuses for men who are secretly grossed out by ladybits and refuse to think of them as anything but a penis receptacle”. Ugh. 

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